August 23 – Playpen Mobsters

Me-as-kid

“So you’re the miserable little Curious George that woke me in the middle of nap time, eh? Well, you should know I get real cranky when nap time gets interrupted. Did you really think you could come to OUR side of daycare, swing on OUR swings, talk to OUR toys, and walk away with OUR play-doh? Paulie, looks like this kid had a little too much glue to drink during arts& crafts. He seems a bit tuckered out. Go get the kiddie pool ready. He’s sleeping with the fucking guppies.

NOW, SEE TO IT THAT NONE OF THESE DIAPER WEARING SACKS OF SHIT INTERRUPT MY NAP TIME AGAIN! IS THAT BILLY FUCKING CRYSTAL CLEAR?”

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