Ahh all this political fervor I’m seeing with everyone going out and voting at the polls Nov. 6th reminds me of my political career back in the day, when I sought office.
It was 11th grade, and I was a junior running for high school treasurer…I think it was treasurer…eh, I doubt the title even mattered anyways. It’s not like high school ever facilitated any worthwhile autonomy. It was a just a resume builder for college. Still, I’m all about the money.
I would’ve won too if the other candidate wasn’t such a bitch. She told on me after I ripped down all her campaign posters in the hallway…so I got kicked out of the race.
Now I know what you’re thinking “Oh he meddled in the election. That’s fucked up yo. Collusion! Collusion!”, but can assure you it really was an easy win. All I had to do was sign up, remember that I signed up, and not do anything stupid till Election Day…but I couldn’t help myself…my opponent really was the Hilary Clinton of people.