So we had this self-published author (and failed lab tech) come into work and interview about her new science fiction novel, voicing her complaints on how none of the publishers (nor her friends) took her seriously throughout this process. Anyways, the book is titled: The Outbreak of a Monstrous Infection…and considering that the title basically […]
I hate when people say shit like “Just wait till our generation gets into office. It’ll get better.” You clearly don’t get my track record for instant gratification. I’m 23, but my body (and mental state) are deteriorating NOW. Gimme that healthcare!
So my order at McDonalds came out to be $19.40. For some reason spanning beyond my comprehension, this prompted the cashier to inform me that she was born in the 1960’s…and that John F. Kennedy was assassinated in 1963… I wish I could walk away from this exchange, having said that I am now more […]
So I got high and decided to touch up my resume. This was something I actually thought would be a good idea to write under “Job Experience”… From the warm hours of the day, and well into the bleak ones of the night, my platoon (usually 3-4 per shift) keep guard at our outpost. A […]
So I went to this dive bar called Bunkers last night, and nothing I against the place (normally I hear it’s pretty lit, and they also got cheap beer so that’s cool), but there was something about the vibe that just wasn’t doing it for me. Maybe it was on account of the fact that […]
Yo so I ended up matching with my freshman biology TA on hinge…4 years later…up in NOVA..and she actually hollered first! But then she stopped hollering as soon as I replied…cause my sarcastic ass ‘game’ only seems to work with only the most incorrigibly fucked up chicks…which she wasn’t. Good TA tho. Seeing that she […]
So if you’re illiterate or haven’t noticed yet, my name isn’t pronounced how it’s spelled. I pronounce it like the word “currency” without the “cy” (yeah, ain’t that a cool way to introduce yourself. I probably would’ve kept the “cy” if some rapper hadn’t already taken that alias), but my name is actually spelled K-A-R-A-N. […]