propped up philosophers prattling putrid pits of phlegm pungent with pre-wrapped peppermint pasted pessimism and puritanical philanthropists prissily preaching pablum pissing off the plebeians at the pub preparing plenty particularly peculiar and pointless pilgrimages predicting a promotion of prescience a precedent previously prescribed by some perversely passive prophetic psychiatric physician’s prognosis of platitude or placid […]